My boys really want a pet. I really do not want a pet. Fortunately, for my children, we happen to have several lizards living in our backyard. To me, this is the perfect solution. The boys tend not to agree.
Mr. M noticed that one lizard was doing what looked like push-ups. E told him that it was a boy lizard and that it is doing the push-ups to impress the 'Lady Lizards' (said in a high-pitched female voice).
He's a funny.